install theme
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shiftmyshape:

Let’s take a moment to appreciate Michael Phelps’ body.

(Source: aovechkin)

Their Senior Prom to their wedding. okay that is TOO cute
10 months ago 70,663 notes Reblog

sodamnrelatable:

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  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
10 months ago 175,915 notes Reblog
  • Me: truth or dare
  • Someone: truth
  • Me: tell me who you like
  • Someone: never mind, I choose dare
  • Me: I dare you to tell me who you like
  • Someone: fuck
10 months ago 10,060 notes Reblog

When you are too shy to talk to your crush and you ask your friends for advice

sodamnrelatable:


friends:

they’re all “It’s okay just give it time!”

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BEST friends:

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(Source: lolsomeone-actually)

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On the first day of school, teachers expect you to remember everything you learned the previous year

sodamnrelatable:

but I’m just like:

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(Source: totally-relatable)

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thefrogman: Heck is a euphemism for hell. It was first used in the late 1800s. It was never associated with fuck. At all. Ever. The only time heck and fuck will be mixed is when I say, “Why the fuckin’ heck would you believe this?” The leading theory is that it derived from the Scottish word “hech” which meant “surprise or shock.” Like if a sheep bites you. “Oh hech! That hurt, ya bloody sheep. I just wanted to cuddle!”